Translate for Animals is an application in Google’s Android phones. The app is considered a marvelous scientific breakthrough in the field of linguistics. The technology has been developed in partnership with the world’s top language synthesis teams, leaders in the field of animal cognitive linguistics which includes senior fellows at the Bodleian Library in Oxford.

To translate what your animal is saying, all you have to do is turn on the app, select the animal, select record and the device will record the animal talk. The application will then translate into words what your animal is saying.

I wonder what Microsoft should do to beat this technology, perhaps they should think of putting up Dogster or Facebookformonkeys.com.

Watch the youtube video below for a demonstration of Google translate for animals. For more information click here to visit the Google Translate for Animals page.

HAPPY APRIL’S FOOLS DAY 2010 ! hehehe if you really believed this entry than it must be the side effects of diet pills already.

Well here is my little contribution to those of you who are looking for loves quotes, Valentines Day quotes and Valentines Day text messages. Hope you like these. You could save these in your custom usb drives for next year.  In the number one position is the love quote that I frequently wrote to my wife when I courted her.

#10 – “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” ~ Aristotle

#9 – “Love is not blind — it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”~Anonymous

#8 – “Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.” ~Antoine de Saint

#7 “We can do no great things; only small things with great love.” – Mother Teresa

#6 ”It is better to have love and lost then to have never loved at all” – Unknown

#5 – “Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.” – Henry Van Dyke

#4 – “Love has reasons which reason cannot understand.” – Blaise Pascal

#3 – “Love is not finding someone to live with, It’s finding someone you can’t live without.” – Rafael Ortiz

#2 “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud…”- The Bible.

#1 “We love not because we see a perfect person but that because we see an imperfect person perfectly” – Uknown (I got this from a book I read)

So there you have it ! My Top ten love quotes and Valentines day text messages. Happy Valentines day !

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]]> http://www.zdiaz.com/2010/02/my-top-ten-love-quotes-and-valentines-day-text-messages/feed/ 6 http://www.zdiaz.com/2010/01/free-and-cool-facebook-skin-facebook-layout-and-facebook-themes/ http://www.zdiaz.com/2010/01/free-and-cool-facebook-skin-facebook-layout-and-facebook-themes/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:02:42 +0000 zigfred http://www.zdiaz.com/?p=2654 Honestly I feel a pity for friendster. They were the ones who sort of “invented” social networking, and look where they are now. I am sure the owner and investors of friendster wished they sold the company to Google way years ago when a $30 million dollar offer was still on the table.

A lot of people have already abandoned friendster for facebook. People used to search for friendster skin and friendster layout. Nowadays, people are searching more for  facebook skin, facebook layout and facebook themes

I am not really into skinning my social networking profiles, but since people are searching for it, the following links below might help you search for free and cool facebook skin, facebook layout and facebook themes. (By the way I also do not like the idea of “skinning” sounds like skin allergy bedding)

Free Facebook themes

Free Facebook layout

Free Facebook skin

Because of this a certain number of people are still looking for Free cool Friendster skin and friendster layout all over the internet. The search for Free cool Friendster skin and friendster layout are not as popular as before though. However there are still some number of people in the Philippines and Indonesia using friendster and searching for it.

I am not really into doing Friendster skin and friendster layout . I just like my plain good old looking friendster page. Besides, I am not a regular into social networking. I check my facebook account only once in a while and I even rarely check my friendster account. By the way I also do not like the word “to skin,” sounds like I have eczema.  

Anyway for those of you looking for free and cool , friendster skin and friendster layout here are some great sites to get them from:

Friendster Skin
Friendster Layout.Org
Spider Layouts
Free Friendster Skin

Click here if you are into facebook skin, facebook layout and facebook themes

It does not surprise me if the email addresses and the contact information of both Bill Gates and Warren Buffett are some of the most searched in the internet, after all they are two of the world’s richest persons, who have slugged it in the 1^st and 2^nd place for some years now. Surprisingly the two gentlemen are quite good friends.

So why do people want Bill Gates email address and contact information, well most of them just want some donation. Somehow they expect that Bill Gates will get to share his wealth. After all Bill Gates is a very wealthy man. Time is gold to him in the literal sense. Somebody estimated that one second with Bill Gates is worth $300.00. That means that if he sees a $1000 dollar bill in the ground on his way to the office, he ought to not pick it up because it will cost him much to pick him compared to him reporting to the office. (Picking up a dollar bill would take about 4 seconds, so it’s worth about $1,200 to Bill Gates) (I really think the logic in this one sucks, but anyway its fun to think about it this way)

Anyway, sorry to disappoint you, Bill Gates has no plans of giving donations to people who write to him asking for donations. It’s not that he is a scrooge, it’s just that it’s better for him to put a meaningful amount of money to do a whole lot of meaningful things through his Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. (Stuff like medical research, education etc.) (I definitely agree with him) So don’t waste your time emailing Bill Gates for donation as he has some more important things to do.

However if you want to get the attention of Bill Gates, I will give you a little tip. If you tell him that you have an ingenious plan to beat Google in the search engine game, then he will probably lend you his ear and personally respond himself.

Anyway, if you want his email address and contact information because you have a way to beat Google contact him at Microsoft headquarters:

Microsoft Corporation

One Microsoft Way

Redmond, WA 98052-7329

USA

Tel: (425) 882-8080

Fax: (425) 706-7329

http://www.microsoft.com

Bill Gates email address seems to be: billg@microsoft.com. However he gets a lot of crap messages such as ads about body building supplements.  (About 4 to 5 million a day), so somebody is filtering his email and forwards the important ones to him. So to get his attention just put in the subject: “I have an idea on how you can beat Google” or something like that. Oh by the way, don’t write in the comment box below asking for donations from him, I have no plans to forward that one to him.

I’m sure there is a certain program that could generate credit card numbers. After all it is just a set of numbers and its just mathematics that is involved. Unfortunately I am not a genius in math, and I am not also into deep computer programming. So I will show you how to get a real, genuine, valid and free credit card numbers without crunching a lot of numbers. I can think of only three ways how to do this.

1.) Apply for several credit cards – Now isn’t that easy and convenient! You apply for a credit card and you a credit card number ! Very logical indeed! Can you see the genius behind this? hehehehehe. . . . You might say, don’t credit card companies charge you for an annual fee? Sure they do. But what you just do is that when the card is about to expire, just call them up and say, you want to give up the credit card because you found another company that gives you free annual fees or make up another lame excuse just to waive the annual fee, and viola ! They will waive the annual fees. So you get it for free !

2.) Borrow your friend’s or relative’s credit card – What an amazing idea ! You don’t have to apply for a credit card or call to waive annual fees. You just call a friend or your relative and borrow their credit card. Of course make sure you pay them back for whatever you might have used to purchase using their credit cards.

3.) Make one up – Now this one requires some number crunching, but just a little bit. The blogger over at “Money, Matter, and More Musings” wrote about this and his article about generating credit card numbers seems an interesting read. It seems that by using a method called the Luhn check or the Mod 10 check, you might very well be able to generate “valid” credit card numbers. A foot note though, the title of this post is “How To Generate *Valid* Credit Card Numbers.” Meaning you only get valid credit card numbers, but it not a working one. (Notice the subtle differences? Genius!)

So thats it! Pretty simple eh? If you are really serious about this, I highly recommend suggest number 1.   Just make sure you don’t end up having a pile of credit card debt. But if you already do have a pile of credit card debt, I suggest you read my post on “How to get rid of credit card debt” and “How to use to Rule of 72 to wisely manage debt.”  If you can’t still can’t get a credit card number through the methods I have outlined that perhaps you could get a credit report. hehehehe Ta . .Ta . . . Au Revoir.

Among the best wrap up are the funniest commercials of 2009. The Funniest Commercials 2009 is a showcase of the most hilarious commercials of the year from around the world.

There should be an awarding for this event. This is creativity at its highest level ! I could say more but I might spoil the fun so here are the Funniest Commercials from 2008 and 2009 courtesy of youtube. My personal favorite ? “Get in Shape” Reminds me to get the best weight loss products.

Fans were saddened by the recent unfolding of events and critics made their worst remarks. I cannot imagine how this has affected Tiger’s wife and his children. Tiger Woods is currently going on an Outer Banks vacation rental after what happened.  Surprisingly, even Adolph Hitler was saddened by the recent events that rocked his favorite athlete. 

It seems that the scandal has inspired a lot of youtube videos, both spoofs and mini-documentaries of the recent events. This one seems to be my favorite becuase I consider it as the most funny of all. Forgive me for the foul language in the subtitle, I have no control over it.

Believe or not the Ellen DeGeneres twitter account has over 2 million followers. How does she got this number of followers? Well first of all she is a celebrity and her show is popular. Secondly, she gives away a lot of freebies. I wonder if she gives outdoor furniture as freebies.

Ellen DeGeneres is an Emmy Award winning American comedienne, actress and host of the popular Ellen DeGeneres Show. The show’s format has no central and each episode revolves around several topics.

I am really not a fan of Ellen DeGeneres. I don’t like her show at all. It’s too chaotic; it seems that the show has no direction or focus. But I am really surprised that people love it. Well, people love chaos. Hehehehe. If this is a guerilla blog then the Ellen DeGeneres show is a guerilla show hehehehe.:-) I am not alone in this assessment Film director Andrew Stanton chose her to play the role of Dory, a fish with a short term memory loss in the animated film finding Nemo because according to him, ” she changed the subject five times before one sentence had finished” on her show.

By the way I can’t follow Ellen DeGeneres twitter account because something is wrong with my twitter account. It keeps on asking me to change passwords. Later on because of these “strange” activities, I my account has been suspended. For the past few weeks twitter has behaved strangely. I don’t know what’s wrong with them. Perhaps I should sue them for letting me loose the opportunity of winning $1,000.00 hehehehehe

Anyway if you want to follow the Ellen DeGeneres twitter account her twitter is http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

For a number of years, the Philippines used to be known as the home of the world’s smallest deer which is the Philippine Mouse-deer. The Philippine Mouse deer can only be found in Balabac and nearby smaller islands south-west of Palawan in the Philippines.

Now they say that they have discovered the smallest deer somewhere in the Himalayas. This new record holder for the world’s smallest deer weighs about 11 kilograms (24 pounds) and stands 60 to 80 centimeters (24 to 31 inches) tall.

Well, if this is true then the  the Philippines is not home anymore of the world’s smallest deer, then we better get some home insurance. Well not really Besides, even if the world’s smallest deer were not discovered, if Filipinos will continue abusing the environment, the Philippines will soon cease to become the home of the world’s smallest deer due to extensive deforostation and destruction of virigin rain forests that are considered as the natural habitat of what was once known as the world’s smallest deer.